New Courses for Women

Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now available for women on the following subjects at your nearest college

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game.

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

12. Introduction to Parking.

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His.

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand…