Victim Of Chain Mails

A Mail From A Frustrated Victim Of Chain Mails
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Dear All…

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and Still Sending it in 2006.

Because Of Your Kindness:


I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains…

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS…

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer…

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me…

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo…

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine…

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice…

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Poor Girl! She's been 7 since 1993…

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon…

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland…

Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions Dollars/Pounds…

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Hanuman Chalisa, Bhagvat Geetha, Tirupathi Balaji & Saibaba pics etc… Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married ( To Someone Else)…

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 2,579 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will S*** on your head today a 6:30 Pm…