मस्तानी........

मस्तानी........

प्रत्येकाच्या मनात एक मस्तानी असते
अरे हळु ही गोष्ट फ़क्त स्वतःशी बोलयची असते
लग्नाची असली तरी ती फ़क्त बायको असते
आपली मस्तानी कोणालाच सांगायची नसते

लोक म्हणतात हा व्यभिचार आहे
जाणुन बुजुन केलेला अविचार आहे

बोलणारे लोक खोटारडे असतात
स्वतःपासुन सुद्धा काहीतरी लपवतात
करतील काय सगळेच बाजीराव नसतात

लोक नेहेमी असेच वागतात
बाजीरावाचे प्रेम ग्रेट म्हणतात
तुमच्या आमच्या चारित्र्यावर चिखल उडवतात
येता जाता नैतिकतेचे डोस पाजतात

बालपणी मस्तानी एक परी असते
तारुणा‌ईच पहिल प्रेम असते
वय वाढल्यावर सखी असाते
काहीही म्हणा प्रत्येकाच्या मनात असते

प्रत्येकाला ठा‌उक असते मस्तानी आपली होणार नाही
सगळ्यांचे नशिब काही तेवढे थोर नाही
तरीही आपली मस्तानी जपायची असते
मनाच्या कप्प्यात खोल खोल दडवायची असते

Victim Of Chain Mails

A Mail From A Frustrated Victim Of Chain Mails
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Dear All…

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and Still Sending it in 2006.

Because Of Your Kindness:


I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains…

I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS…

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer…

I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me…

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo…

I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine…

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice…

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Poor Girl! She's been 7 since 1993…

I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon…

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland…

Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions Dollars/Pounds…

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Hanuman Chalisa, Bhagvat Geetha, Tirupathi Balaji & Saibaba pics etc… Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married ( To Someone Else)…

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not send this e-mail to at least 2,579 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will S*** on your head today a 6:30 Pm…