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माळरान ही....
कसुर तर माझाच आहे
त्या दोन क्षणा मध्येच
सगळे जगताना विसरतो मीच..
ह्याचे भान ही...

New Courses for Women

Women think they already know everything, but wait; training courses are now available for women on the following subjects at your nearest college

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits.

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits.

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game.

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His.

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First.

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking.

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging.

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire.

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up.

12. Introduction to Parking.

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space.

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat.

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter.

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption.

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully.

19. PMS: Your Problem... Not His.

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To.

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have.

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice.

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together.

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both.

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only.

26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

Please register immediately as courses are expected to be in great demand…

Lipstick Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lipstick Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!

If there is a female you care anything about, share this with her. I did!!!!!

I am also sharing this with the males on my email list , because they need to tell the females THEY care about as well!

Recently a brand called "Red Earth" decreased their prices from $67 to $9.90.

It contained lead.

Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.

The Brands which contain lead are:
1. CHRISTIAN DIOR
2. LANCOME
3. CLINIQUE
4. Y.S.L
5. ESTEE LAUDER
6. SHISEIDO
7. RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)
8. CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)
9. MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK.

The higher the lead content, the greater the chance of causing cancer.

After doing a test on lipsticks, it was found that the Y.S.L. lipstick contained the most amount of lead.

Watch out for those lipsticks which are supposed to stay longer. If your lipstick stays longer, it is because of the higher content of lead.

Here is the test you can do yourself:

1. Put some lipstick on your hand.
2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick.
3. If the lipstick color changes to black then you knowthe lipstick contains lead.

Please send this information to all your girlfriends, wives and female family members.

This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center
Dioxin Carcinogens causes cancer , especially breast cancer

Artificial beach ...fabulous

This is an artificial beach constructed in Japan........ Fully indoor (top opens) climate controlled summer throughout the year. Water is temp controlled, the sand granules are specially made so thatit gives u the feeling of playing in the sand, but it doesn't stick 2 urbody! In summer, the top dome can be opened 2 let in natural light !!

opinions over reservation issue by Azim Premji

I know every one has some saying in Reservation,but recently I read very interesting comment from Very respectlyful person Of IndiaI hope everyone will think twice after reading this comment.
Wipro chairman Mr. Ajim Prem ji's comment on reservation:"I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for muslims. 30 percent for OBC, SC/ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like ShoaibAkhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters."
Now is your turn, please submit what do you like to say about reservations.

ख्याली-खुशाली......एक विनोद.

पहिला मुलगा: काय रे, तुझी आई कशी आहे?
दुसरा मुलगा : बरी आहे...
पहिला मुलगा: आणी तुझी बहिण कशी आहे?
दुसरा मुलगा : बरी आहे..
पहिला मुलगा: हो का? मग तुझा भाऊ कसा आहे?..
दुसरा मुलगा: भाऊ पण बराच आहे....
पहिला मुलगा: अच्छा, मग बाबा तर बरेच असतील..???
दुसरा मुलगा: नाही, बाबा एकच आहेत.!!!!!

घरचे-बाहेरचे.....एक विनोद.

तरुण: मी तुझ्याशी लग्न नाही करू शकत.
तरुणी: का रे काय झाले?
तरुण: घरच्यांचा होकार नाही मिळत आहे.
तरुणी:कोण कोण असते घरी?
तरुण: कोणी जास्त लोक नाहीत. फक्त एक बायको व तिन मुले !!!

बाल मैत्रिण

मामला सेट असतो.

होतं का हो तुमचं कधी अस्सं...?

साधं सोप्प आयुष्य...

सगळीच मुले लोफर नसतात !!!

साधं सोप्प आयुष्य...

एक प्रेम कथा.

ती जन्मताच आंधळी, त्यामुळे सगळ्यांच्याच तिरस्कारास पात्र. आई-वडील, सख्खे भाऊ, बहिणींही एक डोक्यावरचंन टाळता येणार ओझं म्हणून सहन करणारे. ह्यात एकच समाधानाची बाब म्हणजे तिचा प्रियकर.
तिच्यावर जिवापाड प्रेम करणारा, तिच्या अंधपणाचा कोणताही बाऊ न करता. मग तिला वाटायचे आपण खुप नशिबवान आहोत. तिने कित्येक वेळेस त्याला म्हंटले सुद्धा, "जर मला दृष्टी लाभली असती तर तुझ्याशीच लग्न करून, शेवट पर्यंत साथ दिली असती."
आणी अचानक एके दिवशी चमत्कार झाला. कोणीतरी तिला आपले डोळे देण्यास तयार झाला. शेवटी यशस्वी शस्त्रक्रिये नंतर दिला दिसू लागले. सर्व प्रथम तिने प्रियकराला पाहण्याचा हट्ट धरला.
त्याला पाहताच तिला जबरदस्त धक्का बसला. तो चक्क आंधळा होता. तेवढ्यात त्याने विचारले, "करशील आता माझ्याशी लग्न?"
तिने सहजतेने त्याचा प्रस्ताव नाकारला. त्याने कांहीही प्रतिक्रीया व्यक्त केली नाही. तिच्यापासुन दुर जाताना फक्त एवढेच म्हणाला, "माझ्या डोळ्यांची काळजी घे."
ती उघड्या डोळ्यांनी पहातच राहिली.

हसू नका बरे......१

मुलगा: तुझी सॅंन्डल छान आहे.
मुलगी(रागाने): काढु का मग?
मुलगा:स्कर्टही फारच छान आहे?
मुलगी:..........